Mei Goreng, A Gift From Jesus? Yep.

Mei Goreng. What more can I say? It's just an amazing invention! You just cook the noodles and add the onions, seasoning, chilli, soy sauce and palm oil (yes, claude, we know it's very bad for your health) and then load it into your gob and you have some good times in your throat hole. If there was an award for best food ever invented Mei Goreng would surely win. With it's good looks and a taste that could make a grown man weep, Mei Goreng is an absolute must have in every sane home.

If you ever need the perfect gift for any occasion, Mei Goreng is the answer to all your worries, questions and dreeeeeeeeams. I believe that if Mei Goreng had not been invented then I would be starving almost every luch time. And so would many other members of school communities that are cool.

So, IF YOU WANT TO BE HIP AND COOL, EAT MEI GORENG! foo'

(thanks lis for letting me say foo')

:)

Pirates, Arrrrgh.

Pirates are an amazing invention. Not real pirates, but the ones in books, with wooden legs, eye patches and bling. Yes, I just said bling. I must say that I think many situations have been improved by the fact that pirates exist. I mean, can you think about what would happen if you got trapped in a lift with a random and you needed something to talk about? Well have no fear, PIRATES are here.

Another good thing about pirates is that you can always turn into a pirate in awkward situations... "You killed my pet Llama." "ummm... argh...?" works every time.

Pirates are just great.

Golly Gosh, I Do Love Ugg Boots

I really love Ugg Boots, they just amaze me because they're made of sheep's wool and fluff and stuff and they keep my footsies warm. I believe it was Sir Ugg who invented them. Because Doctor Boot invented the actual shape of the boot and then Sir Ugg invented Sheep. Yes, that sounds about right!
Over my time on this earth I have witnessed many things, and am quite jealous of anyone who has cooler stuff than me (which is like, everyone in the world!) But I have never witnessed any so magical as Ugg Boots!
WELL DONE SIR UGG! EXCELLENT JOB, OLD CHAPPY!

the world's a better place, thanks to ugg boots!

Tapir Respect

As we all know, Tapirs are the coolest animals on the earth, especially malayan tapirs. They have a white belly and then the rest of their body is black. They have a little mini trunk kind of thing (which is quite extraordinary) and apparently are really good at most sports, for example: tapirs are probably not good at discuss (because they can't hold the disc) but they are very good at running, swimming and severing zoo keeper's arms off (www.tapir.org/about_tapir.html)

Well. I think that if you really do appreciate Tapirs, or you're keen to show your respect, join the group on facebook, just type in People Who Appreciate Tapirs and then join it! I'd like to leave you with a poem, written by a good friend of mine, Claudia King.

Ode To a Tapir. by claudia king, dedicated to every tapir lover out there.

O, Mr. Tapir!

Black and white,with quite a large circumference

True fact:mr. tapir has no waist

True fact:mr.tapir is also the name of a mobster boss

Mr. tapir likes synergy and dirt.

Mr tapir's nemeses are gibbons.

Mr Tapir. likes to funk.

But is he white with a black ass and face?

Or black with a white B E L L Y??

Respect the humble tapir.

Bitch.

p.s. This was my first ever blog post. I don't know about you, but I'm quite impressed :)