Pirates are an amazing invention. Not real pirates, but the ones in books, with wooden legs, eye patches and bling. Yes, I just said bling. I must say that I think many situations have been improved by the fact that pirates exist. I mean, can you think about what would happen if you got trapped in a lift with a random and you needed something to talk about? Well have no fear, PIRATES are here.
Another good thing about pirates is that you can always turn into a pirate in awkward situations... "You killed my pet Llama." "ummm... argh...?" works every time.
Pirates are just great.
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