Tapir Respect

As we all know, Tapirs are the coolest animals on the earth, especially malayan tapirs. They have a white belly and then the rest of their body is black. They have a little mini trunk kind of thing (which is quite extraordinary) and apparently are really good at most sports, for example: tapirs are probably not good at discuss (because they can't hold the disc) but they are very good at running, swimming and severing zoo keeper's arms off (www.tapir.org/about_tapir.html)

Well. I think that if you really do appreciate Tapirs, or you're keen to show your respect, join the group on facebook, just type in People Who Appreciate Tapirs and then join it! I'd like to leave you with a poem, written by a good friend of mine, Claudia King.

Ode To a Tapir. by claudia king, dedicated to every tapir lover out there.

O, Mr. Tapir!

Black and white,with quite a large circumference

True fact:mr. tapir has no waist

True fact:mr.tapir is also the name of a mobster boss

Mr. tapir likes synergy and dirt.

Mr tapir's nemeses are gibbons.

Mr Tapir. likes to funk.

But is he white with a black ass and face?

Or black with a white B E L L Y??

Respect the humble tapir.

Bitch.

p.s. This was my first ever blog post. I don't know about you, but I'm quite impressed :)