He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Yeah. That's right. VOLDEMORT. *gasp!*

For years he's caused havock among the wizarding world! And the poor unnaware muggles are in danger! Yes, I'm still living in The Order of the Phoenix phase, shut up haters. :) Anyway. I'd just like to express my extreme hate for the Dark Lord. I mean, seriously, he's about as ridiculous as it gets. Prancing around and ordering everyone to do stuff for him. It's vulgur. I also would like to share that I have chronic voldemortaphobias. I actually think being scared of voldemort is legit, because his face looks like its in one of those stocking masks when your face goes all retarded like you look at his face and want to say "you're recovering well since your face got put in a blender!". It's just the snout kind of thing going on in the center.... and he's bald... and lots of teeth, it's the ultimate combo of weird.

So don't go hating on people just because they're scared of things in Harry Potter. Because, like Twilight, it is real. And magic does exist. And so do vampires and werewolves. So eat up this knowledge and take it like a real man. :)

xx fran