I swear, nothing in the world can compare to IKEA's mutant bargains, and their ultimate packaging techniques, and their creative design, and their hip and cool colours and styles. If I could live there, I probably would, and just live on danishes and meatballs. I also love it how it's like a maze, except better, because on your journey you get to look at cool chairs and bookshelves, instead of boring old hedge. AND there are those free little wooden pencils, and measuring tapes. And the giant carry bags that you can put on your back and pretend to be a turtle with.
Sweden should feel proud to achieve something as amazing as IKEA, and seriously, should get an award for "Best Shop On The Earth" I love all IKEA's of different shapes and sizes, and no IKEA is ever enough. So keep up the good work IKEA, because you're doing a splendid job, and if you were my child I would weep myself to sleep with pride. :)
Love you, IKEA.
xx fran
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